He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
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This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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