Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
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Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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