My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
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My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
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I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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