I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
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My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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