fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
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I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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