carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
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Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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