is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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