We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
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I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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