Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
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You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
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My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
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