Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
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Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
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I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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