allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
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don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
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What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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