just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
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I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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