The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
where does the pee come out of this thing
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
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If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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