The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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