Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
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OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
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Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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