I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
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This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
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i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
there is puke in my bra ... again
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