So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
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I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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