I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
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We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
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She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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