so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
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Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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