Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
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I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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