Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
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Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
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He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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