I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
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new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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