the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
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69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
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He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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