well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
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Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
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Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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