Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
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There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
you had me at cake vodka
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
i think i just lost a toe
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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