I just saw a hot homeless man
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
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would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
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No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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