her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
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I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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