I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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