You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
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I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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