I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
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My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
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You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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