The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
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I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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