You work out of a Hotel?
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
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i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
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He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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