We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
No subtext here. People are naked.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
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Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Woke up backwards on a recliner
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I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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