My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
i've created a new STD.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
Randomize