people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
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Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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