That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
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The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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