yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
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Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
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Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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