at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
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I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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