i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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