SEEEEXXX PLEASE
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
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If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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