i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
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Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
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They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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