Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i think my mom watched the whole time
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
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I hope my margaritas pass through security.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
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We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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