She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
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Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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