You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
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Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
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Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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