I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
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Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
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I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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