STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
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I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
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His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Drunk is not a location!
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