fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
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It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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