she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
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Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
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It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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