Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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