p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
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Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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